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From Webmaster : Hi Paul, at the moment it's cost me one copy of 'Woman's Own' and a bounty bar to get dropped off and picked up from the pub (twice a week). If we had a 'all out ban' then I would have to spend a LOT more money on getting taxis. Sorry mate, we can't have that!

From Webmaster : When you get your licence please do us all a favour and stay off the road or buy a pink car!

From Webmaster : Hi Linda, thanks for the feedback, I know I really need to spend time on this site and update it but I've been so busy. I hope sometime next month I will re-design the whole site.

I was entertaining myself reading this site and guess what happened. I heard this screeeeeetch of brakes outside my house so i looked at there to see a BMW braking for his life. and guess why? yup u guessed it, a stupid woman reversing out of her drive not looking where she was going.....thank god the bloke had good reactions cos there wasnt an accident. just goes to show tho, women need a bloke to stand at the back of their car when they are reversing, cos they cant use their mirrors for shit!

From Webmaster : They do use their mirrors... for the makeup !

Looked at ur webshite. It don't impress me much. Not bad banter - for a man!!! I heard that your girlfriend picks you up from the pub - suppose your quite happy for a bint to drive when it suits you. We bints don't care how we drive as long as we can get from A - B and annoy as many men as possible in the process!!

From Webmaster : "Annoy as many men as possible" ? I don't think that would be hard for you to achieve!

Fantastic - hilarious. My mother has been learning to drive for 3 years now and she's still a bad driver.

Hilarious :) Even though I'm female and I actually do drive a pink car, it was funny :) So true about MOST women drivers though. The site is very well done :)

Really funny.....loved the site!! Think maybe the people in the small towns of Pennsylvania(USA) needs. Get them all pink cars I say!!

Very good site, Keep up the good work and make sure the bints know their place. LOL

What aboot mad burds in Kingdon fm motors, what are they ah aboot

even being female, i agree with most of what is on this site. shame that more women dont modify cars or have an open minded view on life - like me. incase ur interested, the 'ibiza' in my email address stands for "Seat Ibiza 1.8 8v GTi"

great site Marty but thanx to you my bloke won't let me drive his car no more! Wind up was funny too!

Tops, 100% agree with your campaing, ever thought of putting a party up for election, Lord sutch did it, now that would take the piss ! keep it up

Very mature of you to edit my entry so that it looked like I made loads of spelling mistakes! What's the matter? couldn't you think of a witty enough response? You're pathetic! Can't wait to see what you do to this one! I love this site, keep it going!

From Webmaster : Do you really think I have the time to sit and edit your entry ? Get Real ! Just like a typical bint you make up wee stories in your head in order to make some sense of your life. You don't need me to help you make spelling mistakes, you do just fine on your own. Here, I found a good deal for you: Fer sell cheep: IBM Spel chekker. Wurks grate. Glad you enjoyed the site.

I think you're website if very amusing and your nod is very small. I'd like to sontribute to the hilarity if I may: Why are men like kitchen tiles? If you lay them properly the first time, you can walk all over them for the rest of your life. So keep this primitive humour going, as a bint I find it very entertaining in deed. After all, if we can't laugh at men, what can we do with them?

wassup all you bint drivers out there. you no that my gran still drives at the age of 79 and she can hardly see over the stearing wheel and the other day when i was out with her she backed up into a bin. when at the same timee playing the dredfull song rolin fullblast on the car radio. I will never go out in a car with her again over that little escapaid. thats all I have to say.

Very good, i personaly have no problem with women drivers, after all......someone has to take the kids too school.

Webmaster - you should drive a car in the shape of a penis - a very small one - sounds as if it would be appropriate to you

You forgot to add a section on how best to dress a bint for a driving test. But apart from that nice.

This site is well worth the smackin's I get for looking at it. I'm the boss in the house you know..my wife tells me I am,just like my mum tells me I'm still a virgin :D

You are a complete ar*ehole Martin. You would be quite happy to look at a naked woman sprawled across a car but you dont like to see us driving them.

i've been driving for 5 years and can count on my hands many times that i have had to shake my head, tut or even swear at the men drivers i've encountered on the roads so MEN stay at hame where you belong.

yes u tell em neil iv`e seen you drive around in your pink car and i think its just lovely, by the way guys neil is a hunk of a guy you should buy a pink car webmaster you might get some girls yourself then lol no offence gail !!

never mind slagging off women because i drive a pink car myself. I love to drive my pink car and all the women love me for it. They think its sexy look out for me on the road. so you can **** ** **** if you don't like my car.

From Webmaster : This man is very confused about his sexuality and we would advise he does the following 1) See the doctor ASAP 2) Hang around with some blokes in a pub.

Good call Will (BTB) ban the bint. Lets hope the next goverment gets this passed in the new parliment. See sense you stupid bints give up before you are forced (BTB) for the saftey of the nation.

WOMEN SHOULD NOT HAVE TO BE FORCED TO DRIVE PINK CARS THEY SHOULD BE BANNED FROM DRIVING FULL STOP. KEEP THEM IN THE BEDROOM/KITCHEN I SAY, AND LEAVE THE ROADS CLEAR AND SAFE FOR US GUYS. THIS MOVE WOULD MEAN GETTING RID OF GATSO'S AS THE CAMPAIGN SHOULD HAVE BEEN "BINTS KILL" ANYWAY.

i don't think that i will drive a pink car!! i hate pink!!!

From Webmaster : erm, the whole point of this is not you give you bints a choice, all us blokes want to MAKE you drive pink cars so we can see you and keep the hell away from you on the road !!! :)

haha f**kin hillarious m'n ! Ma mother must be the biggest hazzard on the road. Lets pray ma sister doesnt get a licence ! Good on ya webmaster ! (by the way, the thing on Scot FM kicked arse HAHAHAH!

Nice to see the truth at last. WOMEN, KNOW YOUR PLACE!!!!!lol just jokin!

I Being a daft bint totally agree with your ideas all us daft bints should not be allowed anywhere near a stering wheel as we are totally shite at driving. Basically we are a danger to other road users. The only seat of a car we should get near is the back seat legs with akimbo. Good luck in your quest (BTB) ban the bint

From Webmaster : WOW !!! Your idea is a great one... BTB - BAN THE BINT. Not sure if this is really a woman who wrote this tho :)

Hi ! Women drivers are particularly dangerous when they have women passengers .This is mainly because women have to have eye to eye contact when speaking to each other. This is bad enough when a woman is the front seat passenger but if there are two women in the back seat the car becomes a total Accident & Emergency department just waiting to happen. Oh the language I have used at women drivers but with my young daughter ( now 5 years old) as my passenger this has had to be modified to PG movie language such as Flip, Heck, Flippin' Heck, You Silly Lady ! and the eternal Where's yir L - plates Mrs ? Another dreadfully annoying thing that women drivers do is driving on to roudabouts without turning their heads never mind looking to see if there are any other cars on the roundabout. The list goes on. Keep up your worthile cause

I agree with every word you say. I heard about your website from scot-fm. Your wind-up was hilarious! I was saying just the other day woman drivers should have a seperate road from us 'good' drivers. At last some-one has made a decent website about it. Well done!

I see they have discoverd a female gene in alcohol it make you drive crap and talk bollocks

HA HA HA , NICE ONE MATE, GUYS ARE ALWAYS GOING ON ABOUT BURDS BEING SHITE AT DRIVING, BUT ATLEAST YOU ARE DOING SOMETHING ABOUT IT!! WELL DONE FOR BEING BRAVE AND STANDING UP FOR WHAT U BELIEVE IN....

regarding audrey wrights comments[stupid bint]i know that she was driving up to dundee she came to the roundabout and stopped halfway round and got out because she was afraid to go over the bridge[BINT ALERT] her partner a BLOKE had to take over and take the flak from all the other drivers behind.also her sister was stopped on the motorway for driving at 25mph because she felt like it[STUPID BINT ALERT].they also have written 4 cars off between them.whilst working for fife council all the BLOKES agreed that audrey[THE BINT]should have pallet blocks fitted to her feet as she is so small [under 5 feet]so she could reach the pedals in the van.so if she wants to slag off [BLOKES] methinks she should look at herself. hahahahahaha

im a female driver over 35, and i have to say men are assholes on the road, as they drive too fast and never happy unless they are up your ass.......[to scare the shit out of ye ] all men should stick to driving tonka cars !!!!! and as i hear marty you almost run my sister over at asdas a few weeks ago !!!! so who are the bad drivers .............

I was telling the lads in the office about this great site and we ended up playing the interview to EVERYONE in the office at full blast. Now if only we can find a way to keep all bints off the road !!! Whoever gave them licences in the first place needs their head examined ;-)

One further observation !!!! After reading Heathers comments (above) We may have discovered why Woolworths in Glenrothes have totally sold out of 'C' cell batteries !!!!

Bye the way Marty I think the bint should have had a bit more respect as well !!! NICE ONE STEWARTY !!!

As us little women as so bad at driving, could you ask your guests to lobby parliament to reduce the sentance for running you bastards over?

just loved the wind up with the extreamly stunning Jana Ramos. She should have her own slot on this site!

Great site. The wife is not around at the moment so i can safely say that i agree with your views. Oh God she has just came into the room and read this, How am i going to explain the black eyes to the boss tomorrow? P.S. Why do all bints give their cars stupid names ?

You're a loser, guess you don't have a girlfriend, still live with your mum. I've noticed anyone that agrees with you can spell.

From Webmaster : Yes I do have a Girlfriend and she too agrees with the Pink Car Theory. Thanks for your feedback :-) PS. Get a life and a sense of humour ! BINT !

I find there are 2 types of women drivers 1: very good 2:very bad There is no such thing as an average woman driver

Men are better drivers as they have a one track mind and therefore have to focus entirely on the road. Women, on the other hand, have a whirlwind of thoughts which makes them better suited to looking after the kids, doing the housework and making our dinner

Great windup. I heard it this morning!!

yes one suggestion! ............ all men should be drowned at birth!

well im 20 still had my licence for 2 years and yes, i have seen blokes do some silly things But they are in the Minority. i have seen most bad Driving by the Girls, ohh and one more thing... if you drive a Vauxhall Nova and your a bloke.. you SAD SAD PERSON!! GET A REAL CAR!!

I am a women/girl driver (aged 21) who is highly competent on the roads - apart from hitting the occasional kerb - and I think that the website is great. I do agree that women above the age of 35 should resit their test because they become far too cautious

very funny ...........keep going ......would like to see more stories

I agree a good protion of woman need pink cars s you know to avoid them.

I think you should have a section for pink car stories, so we can share our experiences with the pink car race.(Bints.)