The "Man Song"one for the Bints....
"I don't take no crap from anybody… else but you." sings comedian Sean Morey in his radio hit The Man Song. Each line starts with a macho roar and ends with a henpecked whimper as in "I'm the man of this house…until you get home" or "I don't want to hear a lot of whining…so I'll shut up."
The Man Song became the most requested song on over one thousand radio morning shows all over the country. It was also one of the first songs to be downloaded in huge numbers on the world wide web.
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Song LyricsThe Man Song by Sean Morey .
I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right". I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
What I say goes around here! ... right out the window. And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear. 'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head
And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewellery. I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to. Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!